The Girl named Tina
There was a girl named Tina who was not happy.
In fact, because she wasn’t happy, she was quite snappy.
She was sad because she was quite bad.
That doesn’t make sense, so she was mad.
So she made a spaceship, and was not so crappy.
The man’s pinky
There was a man who was quite kinky.
One awful, dreadful day, he hurt his pinky.
He shouted loudly: YOWW!
A superhero came: POWW!
Now he has a very ouchy, zinky, pinky.